Captain America

My review in a nutshell:

It’s got that guy from Fantastic Four in it.

He’s really weedy, then get a jab that hulks him out so he can go and ‘kick nazi butt.’

He has a silly haircut.

He has a silly outfit.

It’s a piece of nauseous American gung-ho patriotism.

It’s really long.

Its got that guy from Vicar of Dibley in it.

The bad guy looks like a pizza.

It’s got a stealth bomber in it, even though it is set in World War II.

It’s not as good as this one:

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