My review in a nutshell:
It’s got that guy from Fantastic Four in it.
He’s really weedy, then get a jab that hulks him out so he can go and ‘kick nazi butt.’
He has a silly haircut.
He has a silly outfit.
It’s a piece of nauseous American gung-ho patriotism.
It’s really long.
Its got that guy from Vicar of Dibley in it.
The bad guy looks like a pizza.
It’s got a stealth bomber in it, even though it is set in World War II.
It’s not as good as this one: